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Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop. Rating: 7. Rating: 3. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick Rating: 6. Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests.

I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!

There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy that was incredible! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?

I want the person who pushed me in that water! Short jokes. Jokes of the day for Friday, 12 November Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Friday, 12 November Brown had two sons. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred.

Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing? Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill. A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. Of course, if you'd like to take a more sentimental route, we have plenty of meaningful dad quotes to choose from too. Country Life.

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